Champagne A-Go-Go

There are Go Go Bars everywhere, Bangkok, Phuket, Samui, Phillipines. Why would you choose Pattaya?

Pattaya A-Go-Go Bars

One Internet poster on a forum summed it up best “Pattaya is Patpong on steroids” and another posted “Take Patpong and multiply by 10 and you are still nowhere near Pattaya”.

Pattaya is Go Go Bar central, sometimes it seems the whole city is a Go Go bar. This is far from the truth… there are lots of Beer Bars too

The climate in Pattaya is more relaxed, meaning the girls are more relaxed and fun. Fun to play with, fun to drink with, fun to….., well you know. The prices aren’t as steep and “the girls aren’t so mercenary” as one long term expat put it.

You’ll probably see more in a Pattaya Go Go bar too.

Quite simply with more than 10 times the available girls in Pattaya A-Go-Go bars as any other location in the immediate region you’ll have more to choose from, more chances at finding the love of your life (please don’t do this on your first Pattaya holiday), more chances at finding the love of your two week holiday (a much better option), and more chances at finding a suitable companion for a night out on the town or a “quiet” night in.

What Is A Go Go Bar?

Well quiet simply a Go Go Bar where local ladies dance, and shows are put on while you relax with mates over a rather loud beer, whiskey, or some of the local poison.

Pretty much the good A-Go-Go bars are fun places to go and drink, with scantily clad young ladies running about making mischief and “tickling your fancy”. In theory not too dissimilar from a strip club back home, but in practise about 100 times better.

Go Go Dancers, Coyotee Dancers and Show Girls

The ladies who are running about making mischief come in 4 flavours at Champagne A Go Go, the only Go Go bar in Pattaya to mix all 4 flavours in the same venure.

Champagne A-Go-Go Dancers

These ladies dance in the central stage and sit about talking to customers in their ‘off’ time. In Champagne they will be wearing tiny, tiny skirts and small bikini tops. What is under that tiny skirt you may ask, well like a Scottsman in a Kilt that is entirely up to them. Take a peek if you like, you’ll be sitting directly under them if you sit about the central stage.

Champagne Coyotee Dancers

These girls are more dressed than the standard dancers, more sexily dressed, but not as revealing, that is because they are in fact much better and generally more lively dancers, personality is also a factor in employing Coyotee girls. In Champagne for example the prettiest, most energetic, most fun girls generally become Coyotee dancers.

Unlike that hot chick in the club back home so full of attitude it is running out her nose, the Coyotee girls, even hotter than that stuck up mole back home are friendlier than you could imagine. Just offer them a drink if you’d like to chat.

Champagne Show Girls

These are the girls that put on shows. Various shows come on throughout the night at regular intervals, so if things are quiet when you first arrive grab a front row seat, a cold beer and sit back because a show is about to start. Champagne A-Go-Go is almost never quiet, except before a show as the DJ sets the mood and all Dancers leave the stage.

From a super sexy striptease, to girl-girl shows, shower shows, rather interesting and unique body paint shows, the occasional drunk tourist “sexy man” show and the infamous drunk “western white woman” show.

You are sure to be entertained at Champagne.

Champagne Waitresses

Don’t forget the girls on the floor serving you drinks, often ignored by customers they are very happy when a customer gives them attention. So if you see a waitress you like call her over and have a drink with her. You never know you might really hit it off… Bar Fines are available for waitresses too.

What Is A Bar Fine?

In Pattaya Go Go Bars a Bar Fine is a small payment you make to the bar to get a lady the rest of the night off. The Bar Fine is only to cover loss of income to the bar as she won’t be there drinking and encouraging customers to drink.

If you pay Bar Fine the lady in question (does that make her a questionable lady?) then has the rest of the night off work, and then she and you are free to work out any other plans or arrangements for the rest of the night. This has nothing to do with the bar.

Often the best idea is to discuss what you’d like the both of you to do for the rest of the night before paying Bar Fine to avoid disapointment.

To Bar Fine a dancer or showgirl speak to one of our waitresses or speak with the Mammasan. The Mammasan is the woman directly in charge of trying to keep the girls in line, and often your best ally. Often a good tactic is to buy the Mammasan a drink upon meeting her and get on her good side. She also knows the girls best and can help steer you in the right direction.

What Are Lady Drinks?

Simply that – a drink for the lady sitting with you. You are in a bar after all and everyone, well everyone who would visit Pattaya, loves a drink so it is only polite to shout the girls a drink or ten, depending upon how well you are getting along. Of course the more you both drink the better you’ll get along.

Lady Drinks are a little more expensive than a standard drink as a part of the price in the Lady Drink is a bonus for the girl, a built in tip so to speak.

To be polite the lady should sit with you until she finishes her drink, without skulling it. So in effect you are getting her attention for that time period.

In some of the older Thai orientated bars you’ll pay a set fee for the girl to sit and drink with you for a set time period, to many Westerners that seems a little bit too much like paying for the lady and can destroy the “girlfriend experience”.